Uh, do you mind not doing that at the table?


There are a few ways a date night could go wrong. For example, you could not have anything to talk about, or you could accidentally shit yourself. Two extremes, both totally possible.


However, this man probably has the worst date night story. That’s because while the 63-year-old was having dinner with his wife, he sneezed — and some of his intestines came out.



According to The Independent, a man with a history of prostate cancer recently underwent “a cystectomy, a procedure to remove his urinary bladder.” About two weeks later, he sat down for a nice breakfast with his wife.


"During breakfast, the man sneezed forcefully, followed by coughing. He immediately noticed a ‘wet’ sensation and pain in his lower abdomen. Looking down, he observed several loops of pink bowel protruding from his recent surgical site," reads the report.


Mmmm, I love spaghetti!



The man was soon rushed to a nearby hospital, where his intestines were put back in his body. Somehow, he seemed to have handled his guts spilling out just fine, with no damage reported to him or his intestines — though he’s probably going to be nervous every time he sneezes for the next few months.