Caption Contest #81 - Valentine's Day Card
Featured 02/13/2014
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Caption Contest #81
- Michael Bolton did a duet with Kenny G called "Missing...
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I'd like to put my bolt in you.
- I'm a romantic, so screw me.
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Sweet Sax
- Sweet Sax
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Uranus
- There's only going to be 7 planets left after I...
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Stalk... er
- stalker card for your sweetie
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Dream Valentine's Day
- Barry Manilow
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Happy Valentines day
- happy valentines day
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To Busy for Valentines Day.
- I'm watching a Pirates Of The Caribbean marithon. If...
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Sucky McSuckerson
- Suckity suck suck
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Forever Alone
- Forever Alone
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Another funky rhyme
- another funky funky rhyme
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Boltman
- describe what?...
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He has ketchup and mustard on his face!
- Or is it catsup?
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Flute
- You know where he put it
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Tulips
- I prefer tulips on the organ thanks!
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Best Bolton lyric ever
- A deep poem written to his sweetheart
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Swing away Merril
- swing away merril
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TMI
- Bolton gets poetic
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poetry
- balls
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Wanna Twerk on my Bolt?
- If only Micheal Bolton and Miley Cyrus were of the...
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pssshhh
- Say What?!!!
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No Talent
- Movie quote from Office Space
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Kiss from a rose
- Michael Bolton once saved an orphanage from burning...
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Mike Dringle
- For Your Health
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This Rose
- For you on Valentine's Day
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Hairy like animal
- ebaum contest submission
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v-day
- v-day losing entry
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Happy VD with love from, you know it, Michael!
- Every day is VD with the Boltster!
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The gift that keeps on giving
- Michael Bolton, wants to give you something you'll...
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K-Y Jelly
- If you think this rose has a long stem, wait till you...
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I spent 75 bucks on roses this year.....
- ...and I GUARANTEE my wife will come up with some...
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Poofter
- He does look a bit bent, doesn't he?
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friend zoned....
- oh dear
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Michael Bolton..Are you sure?.Sure luks different 2...
- office space need i say more?
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SJP Really let herself go
- I know its a distance call but you would wouldn't...
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Pet Insurance?
- Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to...
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THE BOLTONATOR
- You have to read this in the voice of Arnie...
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clit chomper extrordinaire!
- im about a womans pleshure
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