You used your own spit to apply those Fruit Stripes Gum wrapper tattoos...And they always always always always came out blurry.

You confessed actual secrets to strangers in a chat room...IS ANYONE OUT THERE?

Only years later did you fully understand the placement of the Chrysler Building.

You actually felt sad when your Tamagotchi pet died.

You spelled out the naughtiest word you knew on your Lite Brite, with one eye on your bedroom door... Chances are, it was S-E-X.

You really wanted to know what the slime tasted like.

You really wanted to sneak into the curtained ''adults only'' section of your local video store...

Every time you ate a Popsicle, you felt guilty for chewing the stick... SIMMER DOWN.

You had a lot of thoughts about your Barbie and Ken dolls, and the smoothness of their anatomy... Should mine look like that?

You ate way more Bubble Tape than you'll ever admit out loud...Was there anyone who actually chewed it for more than two minutes?

You sometimes feared that maybe you weren't actually the Clarissa of your family. MAYBE YOU WERE THE FERGUSON...Ferg-Face :(

More than once, you tried to trick your Furby into revealing it was actually alive...AND YOU SWEAR THAT ONE TIME, YOU SAW IT SMILE MENACINGLY.

You irrationally feared that your tattoo choker would suddenly get too tight and choke you to death...The newspapers would read, Too Fashionable To Live.

You were legitimately attracted to a cartoon character...They might not be real, but the lust was.

You went to summer camp each year half-expecting and half-hoping to meet your twin.

You thought you were probably allergic to bees even though you had no reason to think that.

You fully expected every pool you swam in to be haunted...STAY IN THE RAFT

You thought you were safer sniffing a green Mr. Sketch marker than a red or black one.