On average a dogs’ mouth contains as much bacteria as a human beings’ does. Also, they eat poop. So average that in.

A human year is not equal to six or seven dog years. Different dog breeds have different life spans. There is no numerical equivalent.

Cats do not always land on their feet. Cats do have great reflexes which allow them to maneuver their bodies very quickly. If the fall is short enough though they don’t have enough time to adjust and can fall on their faces as well as anyone.

Lemmings do not hurl themselves off of cliffs. This completely false notion began when a Disney documentary crew wanted more exciting footage, so they forced a group of lemmings off of a cliff and then stated in the documentary that they did this themselves.

Goldfish remember things longer than 1 second. Goldfish memory is better described as easily distractible. They remember complex things but when distracted may forget what it was they were doing. Like a kid with ADHD.

Female Praying Mantises do not decapitate their male breeding partners. Only a single sub-species of mantis has been observed to perform this behavior.

The Daddy Longlegs is not the most poisonous spider in the world. As the misinformation goes they have an extremely poisonous venom in their mandibles, but they are too small to puncture the skin. It isn’t true. The most venomous types of daddies can cause a small rash to a human, but nothing near a threat to life.

Mother birds will abandon baby birds if the nest is disturbed. Birds don’t have very strong noses, they don’t smell very much and they especially won’t smell a human who has touched their nest.

Everything about the Opossum. They don’t play dead when frightened, they actually do pass out from terror. Also they can’t hang by their tails. They just don’t have that kind of strength in the appendage.

Camels do not store water in their humps. Their humps are actually made up of fat deposits to that they feed off of during long bouts without eating.

Cows do not lie down when it is going to rain. Cows lay down in the grass for the same reason we do. They are tired and there are no open chairs around.

Porcupines do not shoot their quills. When a quill is stuck in an attacker, it is because it was stuck in the attacker. It is pulled put accidentally, not shot out.

Touching a toad does not give you warts. Warts are caused by the human papilloma virus. Toads do not have anything to do with it.

Red pandas are not related to giant pandas. Giant pandas are bears. Red Pandas are more closely related to raccoons. The name panda does not signify a relation, only that some people are bad at naming things.

Ostriches do not bury their heads in the sand when scared. Typically, an ostrich will run away, but when they do decide to hide they do not burrow their heads. They crouch and put their heads low to the ground to avoid detection. Like a soldier going prone.

Koala bears are not actually bears. They are marsupials, not bears. Sometimes the people who discover animals say oh look at the cute weird bear, and it sticks.