16 Gadgets that will Make Sh*tty Mornings Easier
Nathan Johnson
Published
05/18/2018
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These will give you a head start in the morning.
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A brewing alarm that allows you to have a cup of coffee without leaving your bed -
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A voice-activated assistant that can answer any of your questions -
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An alarm clock that simulates a sunrise -
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An alarm clock that simulates a sunrise.
Buy one here. (Model that simulates a girlfriend not included) -
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Super portable coffee maker and mug.
Minimize your life starting here. -
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A tracking device that won’t let you lose your keys or wallet again.
Don't lose the link to buy one here, you forgetful son of a bitch. -
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A toothbrush that shows the spots you’ve missed.
Buy it here and get your mouth right. -
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A personal sleep manager that monitors your brainwaves and figures out when it’s the best time for you to wake up.
Get it right here, sleepyhead. -
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A heated bed table or "Kotatsu" if you want to eat breakfast without getting up.
Get a version of one here for $127.90, and become the lazy breakfast eater you always knew you could be. -
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An alarm clock that runs away from you.
Don't let it run away from you at $39.99 here. -
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A sandwich maker that cooks a perfect breakfast in 5 minutes.
It'll take you less than a minute to buy one here for $19.18. -
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A brush that can cleanse your face in one minute.
Clean up your nasty visage right here. -
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A pillow that wakes you up with light and nature sounds -
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An alarm that helps you let off some steam by shooting it.
Pull the trigger on this bad boy here. -
15.
A helicopter alarm that flies in the air when ringing.
Buy it here for $15.99. -
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A Tovolo pancake pen that turn breakfast into a chance to unleash your dark creative energies.
Open that pandora's box here -
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A bedroom rug that forces you to stand up before it starts bugging you.
Enter a personal Saw-like morning hell of your own design here. -
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A waterproof speaker that allows you to listen to your favorite music when taking a shower.
Buy the speaker here. Buy the music wherever Bhad Bhabie albums are sold. -
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A compact coffee maker that is always available -
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An ultra-quiet hairdryer that won’t wake up your family members -
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A pancake maker that helps you cook perfect eggs and pancakes.
Become the professional three Michelin star chef you always knew you could be here. -
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A voice-activated assistant that can answer any of your morning questions. Such as "Am I loved?" "Will I get feeched today?" and "Why haven't I bought an amazon spot already for $129.99 right here. " -
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