They say that pretty much anybody could fall for joining a cult, but that’s bullshit. 

They’d never get me. I don’t understand how people get drawn in, the warning signs are so obvious. You’d have to be braindead to get tied up in this kind of thing.

Wait, what’s this picture? A bunch of people smiling and dancing with their hands in the air? And they get to wear matching outfits? Okay, fuck it, sign me up. I want to smile and dance and I don’t even care if my entire life falls under the control of a master manipulator. Just give me the outfit.