“So my sister got goalie gloves for Christmas from her boyfriend for ‘being a keeper.'”

“My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.”

“I ask my husband if he realizes he has never actually painted us both in the same painting, so he paints this masterpiece.”

“My wife was all, “you gotta help me get things ready for the baby.””

“When my wife leaves town, I get bored. Six days into her vacation I joked “I’m going to have a formal dinner with the cats.” Then I thought about it for awhile.”

“My girlfriend asked me to take care of her fly problem.”

“Today my boyfriend bought a label maker.”

“For the past two years, anything sitting in our garage that the wife says we can’t get rid of, I’ve hung as “art” in our otherwise useless front room.”

“When my wife asked me to “touch up” our engagement photos.”

“Met Sean Astin at a Comic-Con. I told him my wife cries at the end of ‘Fellowship of the Ring,’ when Sam chases after Frodo’s boat, every time. This was the autograph I got.”

“My wife looked menacing while throwing her bouquet, so I used my few skills in PS to fit the mood.”

“My wife wasn’t as excited as me for my fortune.”

“My newly-wed friend left this for his wife.”

“While on my computer my boyfriend walked up behind me and started rubbing my back. I thought he was being sweet, then he sent this picture to my phone.”

“Wife wanted a family portrait for Christmas. This is what she got.”

“Girlfriend told me to wear a plain tie to dinner tonight.”

“Heard my husband telling the dog to stay still in the kitchen, walked in and this greeted me.”

“I got my parents a present for their anniversary. My dad got a kick out of it.”

“My wife asked for a coach bag for her birthday. Let’s just say she’s pretty happy today.”

“My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, “so just a generic party?” This is the result.”

“My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place.”

“My wife is stuck at work today, so me and the cat texted her some selfies.”

“The boyfriend got in trouble yesterday. He sent flours to my office today to apologize.”

“My girlfriend was out of town so my dog and I finally had the dinner we’re always putting off.”

“My brother was sad his girlfriend couldn’t come to our Halloween party, so he came as both of them.”

“Won a trip to Puerto Rico and couldn’t take my wife. Didn’t have a single second of fun.”

“My husband always leaves me notes when he has to leave town for work.”

“We went swimming with the dolphins. My wife was terrified. I loved it. Here was her birthday present.”