Surprising fact about these memes: they're illegal in 49 states for their unprecedented ability to rupture your large intestine. Yeah, "busting a gut" is, in fact, not a clever euphemism for laughter. We meant that literally. Indeed, memes as straightforward and literal as these can literally punch a hole straight through a man, so be careful.

Currently, Texas is the only state in America where these memes are legal for recreational use. So, if you're planning to open up a can of these but-gusting memes anywhere outside the Lone Star state, make sure to look both ways and keep an ear out for sirens.

Enjoy responsibly.