I think therefore I am, horny.

Being horny is seen as a primal, simple way to be, but this is wrong. Horniness is the gateway to love, passion, deep thoughts, and also a lot of weird porn. It’s a complicated, surreal state that can churn out some mind-altering thoughts and potentially change the world. Until the post-nut clarity, it's back to being stupid.

Here are some surprisingly thoughtful tweets posted by people in heat.