20 Cowboys Choking Memes That Need to Learn the Heimlich

zachnading Published 01/23/2023 in Funny

The Dallas Cowboys haven't seen a Super Bowl since 1996. That's a 27-year streak, solidified after this past weekend's loss to the San Francisco 49ers.

'America's team'? Sure, if by that you mean 'poverty franchise' then absolutely. The Dallas Cowboys are definitely America's team. We've collected some memes in celebration of another epic collapse by the Jerry Jones clown show. Enjoy.

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The official Cowboys' Twitter account actually tweeted this.
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Always has been.
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Trash.
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Throw him under the bus.
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Lol swallow that L.
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What a d-bag.
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J-Lo slaying.
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Still dem boyz?
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Love to see it.
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Fast asleep.
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This had to be a joke.
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Nailed it.

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The official Cowboys' Twitter account actually tweeted this.
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Cowboys fans after seeing Zeke Elliot get ran over like a street raccoon and Dak throw a check down pass to end the season pic.twitter.com/ec3adPR332
— Blackest in the Room (@WholesomeBlkMan) January 23, 2023
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Always has been.
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Burning a Dak Prescott jersey while wearing a Tony Romo jersey epitomizes how dumb Cowboys fans are. pic.twitter.com/WB2k7bIO3o
— Bo Tilly 보석 (@BoTilly) January 23, 2023
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Trash.
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@dallascowboys You guys owe me a New Tv #DallasCowboys #DALvsSF #Dallas pic.twitter.com/CfpqN1y8s0
— Robert Flores (@bigbobber89) January 23, 2023
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Throw him under the bus.
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The Cowboys have somehow managed to give us the worst play call to end a playoff game in back to back seasons. pic.twitter.com/LuwTJBann3
— Ryan Mobley (@MobleyRyan) January 23, 2023
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Lol swallow that L.
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What a d-bag.
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Dak Prescott when the Cowboys ask him to be clutch pic.twitter.com/LSrPrHJxuz
— GhettoGronk (@TheGhettoGronk) January 23, 2023
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J-Lo slaying.
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Still dem boyz?
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These Cowboy fans just keep destroying TVs after a big loss!

The TV:

pic.twitter.com/7dpxWi7ZNj
— Dani Baby (@dani_da_diva) January 23, 2023
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Love to see it.
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When someone tells you the cowboys will win it all with Jerry as GM pic.twitter.com/OkBUpjOxmN
— Briggsy (@oldschoolsig) January 23, 2023
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Fast asleep.
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The only proper way showing up to work on a #VictoryMonday #FTTB #Cowboys pic.twitter.com/hnBE7Y9u6f
— TheDriver (@calicoe509) January 23, 2023
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This had to be a joke.
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Nailed it.