The 25 Most Memorable Simpsons Quotes of All-Time
RustyBuckler
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11/03/2021
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Thirty two seasons of the Simpsons is enough to create some hilariously memorable quotes. Over at r/AskReddit they are discussing their favorites. Here are some of the best!
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1.
"Hey look! It’s an inanimate carbon rod!” -u/sir_unknowable -
2.
Kirk van Houten: I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. -u/cralle-kween -
3.
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me". Postal Agent: "Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." -u/FloBee82 -
4.
Oh $20, but I wanted a peanut. -u/karma_dumpster -
5.
“well, excuuuuu-uuuuuse me for having enormous flaws I don’t work on” -u/getwwhatImsaying -
6.
Everything is coming up Milhouse! -u/heelspider -
7.
I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! Grampa Simpson. -u/DrJawn -
8.
"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." -u/LtLabcoat -
9.
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! -u/mousicle -
10.
I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-z -u/Jasonadream -
11.
"Damn, Scots! They ruined Scotland!" Groundskeeper Willie. -u/rgrtom -
12.
It's like I'm wearin' nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! -u/PhoenixNamor -
13.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing! -u/ghostdepression -
14.
Gun store owner: “Sorry the law requires a five day waiting period—we’ve got to run a background check…” Homer “Five days? But I’m mad now! _u/deepsea333 -
15.
Homer walks out of shower , answers telephone “you’re going to have to speak louder I’m wearing a towel”. -u/Leesider1 -
16.
Homer: "Everyone is stupid except me" ...right before he burns his house down. -u/RodeoBob -
17.
“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." -u/WickedGeisha -
18.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. -u/CitationX_N7V11C -
19.
Oh sure, Lisa. As if pork, bacon and ham all come from the same maaaagical creature! -u/Bloedman -
20.
Me fail English, that's unpossible! -u/The_Real_Johnny_Utah -
21.
You call that a knife? THIS is a knife. That’s a spoon. Ah. I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before. -u/BettieKat -
22.
"This is the worst day of my life.” "The worst day of your life so far." -u/omgimbrian -
23.
"See Marge, I TOLD you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say they couldn't, I said YOU shouldn't. " -u/belgianbeernfries -
24.
Scully : This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer : Yes. Lie detector explodes. -u/ACuteMonkeysUncle -
25.
Milpool -u/PreviousTea9210
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