My heart goes out to all the guests.

Weddings should be fun for everyone who attends them. Of course, the event is primarily for the bride and groom, but if you’re going to ask me to stand around wearing a suit on a farm for four hours, the least you could do is hire a good DJ and have an open bar.

That said, for some, their wedding is one of the few times in their lives where they will be in the spotlight and have the attention of a captive audience. This is a privilege — and one that the couple below abused by forcing all of their guests to listen to their shitty rap music.