Birds should be more scared of us than they are.

Looking at your average bird, one would think that they would naturally recognize us as the apex predators. After all, we’re larger than them and frequently munch on their kind for food — why *wouldn’t* they be scared of us?

Unfortunately, birds aren’t particularly smart, offering them an ignorance that gives them the confidence to approach us and, in some cases, attack us.

If they approach, there’s only one thing that you can do; as this guy learned, you have to imitate them.