Keep it on the table!

There are several different types of massage out there, not counting the ones that are just fronts for rubbing and tugging. There’s Swedish massage, where someone rubs your muscles to alleviate soreness; there’s Thai massage, where someone flips you all around in a vain attempt to get you to relax.

Then, there’s whatever the hell is happening here, which seems to have resulted in one of the masseuses destroying their entire business.