Lotta questions here.

Sometimes, you gotta be naked in places where you’d really rather not be naked. Thankfully, this is pretty rare in the modern world, but every once in a while, life throws you a curveball that requires you to be in your birthday suit where you’d much rather be clothed.

For this guy, the unfortunate circumstance appears to have hit him in the bushes (don’t ask, I don’t know, either). Rather than simply waiting out traffic and hoping not to be seen in the buff, he, for some reason, decided to run right into it. I think you can figure out what happened next.