You guys are really doing this shit in public?

Promoting an event isn’t easy. You can always buy ads on Instagram and Facebook and hang up flyers, but does anybody actually watch or look at those things? More importantly, how can you convey just how insane is going to be with a poster?

You can’t — which is why some people decide to take things to the next level by staging public displays of, uh, depravity, I guess.

This wrestling promotion begins totally normally, with someone proposing to their significant other in a mall. From there, it pretty quickly goes off the rails.