So… you guys just have cameras in the massage room?

Getting a massage is one of life’s little pleasures. Got a muscle cramp? How would you like a tiny Thai woman with surprising strength to dig her elbow into it for about 20 minutes? Sounds strange, but goddamn it, it works!

While a “Swedish” massage involves a lot of rubbing and, well, massage, massage practices of Southeast Asia are generally a lot more, for lack of a better word, “acrobatic.” They’ll pick you up, flip you all around and do whatever they can to make you feel more relaxed — including, apparently, flipping themselves backwards into a wall.