Dick move, bird.

Birds are crafty little buggers. Show them that you’ve got food they could possibly get their beaks on, and they’ll move heaven and earth to try to get it from you.

The worst part about this is that there’s really nothing you can do to stop it. Sure, you could only eat inside, or you could spend every outdoor meal ever-vigilant about oncoming bird attacks, but at the end of the day, there will always be a chance that a bird will come by and swipe your shit.

This woman learned that firsthand after trying to enjoy a snack — and accidentally giving a bird its lunch.